Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-7295 (?)
- SCP-7295 is a seemingly ordinary, decrepit elevator found in an abandoned building near Fort Worth, Texas. While its door control works normally, pressing the 'help' button occasionally causes a woman's voice to tell one of five detailed, often disturbing stories. These stories are deeply personal and traumatic memories of a woman named Dawn, who, in the narratives, pressed the elevator's mysterious 4th-floor button and became trapped in a loop of reliving her past, particularly a tragic car crash involving her girlfriend, Hannah. The elevator itself is revealed to be a sentient entity that feeds on human emotions, trapping individuals who press the 4th-floor button to endlessly re-experience their worst memories, allowing another trapped person to escape when a new victim takes their place. The building housing SCP-7295 can vanish and reappear in different locations, making containment difficult, and those trapped inside are effectively lost forever.
- Prenda Law (?)
- Prenda Law was a Chicago-based law firm that was later exposed as a "porno-trolling collective" and a racketeering enterprise. The firm's scheme involved threatening individuals with public litigation for allegedly downloading copyrighted pornographic videos, then offering to settle silently for a fee just below the cost of a legal defense, which courts characterized as "extortion payments." Prenda Law often used shell companies as clients, falsified signatures, and was even accused of "seeding" its own pornographic content online to create infringement opportunities. Its principals, John Steele and Paul Hansmeier, were eventually sentenced to federal prison for extortion and fraudulent conduct after multiple courts found them guilty of vexatious litigation, identity theft, and professional misconduct.